Angry Mareine: I SHALL PURGE IT IN FLAME JUST TO BE SAFE.
Sir Lintalot: T-that won’t be necessary ^_^”
ARE YOU SURE? I’VE BEEN TOLD MY PURGATION TECHNIQUE IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.
Lonely? Who’s lonely, I’m not lonely.
WELL, IF SOMEPONY’S GOING TO, MIGHT AS WELL BE THE DEVOUT SPACE MAREINE, RIGHT?
http://asksirlintalot.tumblr.com/post/17348880810/cant-you-see-she-is-trying-her-best-stop-being-so HERESY
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((DUDE. DUDE. FUCK. I AM SO SORRY, I’VE NOT BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR A FEW DAYS AND I COME BACK TO THIS FUCKING AWESOMENESS AND I WASN’T IGNORING IT, I SWEAR
FUCKFUCKFUCK
THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN.))
Aurora:-COMLINK OPEN- *the chemist pony gets a dark look in his eyes* Remember who made you, puppet boy. You stay away from Dash, or I will make a tyranid swarm look like fuzzy kittens. That is, if I'm feeling kind. *he gets a grim smile, and closes the comlink from the empire's top science lab*
Oh wait, NOW I know what this is about.
Allow me to respond to you properly.
There’s just so much umbrage I take with this fucking stupidity, I’m not even going to start.
FUCK.
WHERE THE FUCK DOES MY STUFF KEEP GOING?
DO I KEEP LEAVING THE BACK DOOR OPEN?
IS THAT PINK NUT FUCKING SNEAKING IT AND STEALING MY SHIT?
…
WHY DO I HAVE A BACK DOOR ON A BUNKER?
MY EARS ARE BURNING.
EITHER SOMEPONY’S TALKING ABOUT ME OR THE HERESY’S SEEPING IN THROUGH MY HELMET…
I do not think a helmet can stop heretical thoughts, dear.
NO, MY LADY, BUT I THINK THIS WAS MORE OF A PHYSICAL HERESY, SPAWNED OF THE ELEMENT OF DECAY. YOU EVER HAD A VENEREAL DISEASE? OF COURSE YOU HAVEN’T, WHY AM I ASKING? BUT IT’S KINDA LIKE THAT.
I understand. Somepony is talking about you.
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING, MY LADY. YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE AROUND HERE.
